Lyrics

NEKKED AS A REINDEER
(Greg Hanna/Kim Tribble) c2012

12 MIDNIGHT CHRISTMAS EVE
MY BUDDY BOB THE BOYZ ABND ME
OUT TO PROVE WHAT HIS KIDS BELEIVED
IN A SANTA OUTFIT HE WAS FIT TO A T
HE WAS STANDIN ON HIS ROOF GONNA SHIMMY DOWN THE CHIMNEY
WHEN HE SLIPPED ON THE ICE AND WENT DOWN ON HIS FANNY
CAUGHT THE CORNER OF THE GUTTER ON HIS PANTS IN THE NIGHT
LOST THE REST OF HIS SUIT SOMEWHERE IN FLIGHT
CH:
HE WAS NAKED AS A REINDEER
AND WHEN HE TOOK OFF WE ALL CHEERED
HE WAS NAKED AS A REINDEER
AND WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME ON A CROWD APPEARED
ALL HE HAD LEFT ON WAS HIS BOOTS AND BEARD
HE WAS NAKED AS A REINDEER
V2:
WHEN THE COPS PULLED UP
IT WAS QUITE A SIGHT
HE WAS TWISTED TANGLED UP IN THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
HE WENT FACE DOWN IN A FOOT OF SNOW
SOMEBODY YELLED THAT'S SANTA WITH NO CLOTHES ON
THEY COVERED HIM UP WITH A CHRISTMAS WREATH
AND A SNOWMAN'S HAT FROM ACROSS THE STREET
NO DONNER NO BLITZEN NO RUDOLPH IN SIGHT
YEAH BUT WE WERE ALL THERE ON THAT NIGHT HE WAS….

CH
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THE STREET WAS LINED WITh HIS NEIGHBORS AND FRIENDS
I HEARD THEM TALKIN BOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM
THEY SAID SOME DUDE IN HIS BOOTS DONE FELL OFF OF HIS HOUSE
NEWS TRAVELS FAST WHEN YOU'RE WALKIN' AROUND…
HEY

NAKED AS A REINDEER
IT WAS KIND OF STRANGE AND UNUSUALLY WEIRD
HE WAS, NAKED AS A REINDEER
AND WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME ON A CROWD APPEARED
ALL HE HAD LEFT ON WAS HIS BOOTS AND BEARD
HE WAS, NAKED AS A REINDEER
HAD A BIG OLE BELLY FULL O GOOD CHEER
HE WAS, NAKED AS A REINDEER
YEAH WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME ON A CROWD APPEARED
HE WAS, NAKED AS A REINDEER
ALL HE HAD LEFT ON WAS HIS BOOTS AND HIS BEARD
HE WAS, NAKED AS A REINDEER
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY I'M OUTTA HERE
HEY!